THINGS TO DO BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS IN 2012

December 12, 2011 and beyond ...... begin experimenting with recreational drugs

December 26, 2011 and beyond ...... accept all unsolicited credit card offers

January 4, 2012 ...... increase life insurance on a loved one

January 16, 2012 ...... take out second mortgage

February 19, 2012 ...... buy new, expensive sports car

March 3, 2012 ...... stop paying kid's college tuition

April 21, 2012 ...... bar in-laws from house

May 20, 2012 ...... stop making mortgage payments

June 7, 2012 ...... cancel mail service

July 15, 2012 ...... file for divorce

August 8, 2012 ...... quit job

September 22, 2012 ...... max out all of your credit cards

October 30, 2012 ...... start hitting on your boss's wife

November 11, 2012 ...... stop paying household bills

December 10, 2012 ...... try to contact Satan

December 13, 2012 (if necessary) ...... file for bankruptcy