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  Lose Weight Without Exercise or Dieting 

A new miracle drug is now available to everyone who desperately needs to lose weight but cannot muster the willpower to make a lifestyle change - it's called simply the "Super Diet Pill"! The "Super Diet Pill" causes pounds to literally fall off the user practically overnight! What's even more amazing is that absolutely no exercise whatsoever is necessary to achieve these results! In fact, in doctor-reviewed double blind tests, while using the "Super Diet Pill", the group that remained completely sedentary actually lost more weight than the group that exercised moderately!

Obese people who took one tablet daily over a period of four weeks lost on the average 25 pounds! Even more incredibly, it made absolutely no difference whatsoever what the individuals ate! In fact, the control group that consumed the most calories on a daily basis actually was the group that achieved the greatest weight loss! Imagine - a dietary supplement that actually allows you to eat anything you want, go back for seconds, and not have to spend hours at the gym working it off!

These findings make the "Super Diet Pill" perhaps the most incredible breakthrough in the health industry in our lifetimes! You no longer have to spend your life dieting and saying "no" to dessert. Think about it - once again you will be able to eat chocolate cake, candy bars, bacon and eggs, and big juicy steaks with baked potatoes slathered in butter and sour cream! Simply by taking one "Super Diet Pill" the effects of your Thanksgiving Day feast will be negated!

Doctors say that exercise is not required when using this medication. You can lay around all day on the couch eating potato chips watching TV and still watch the pounds melt away! You can sleep till noon and drop your gym membership, saving you valuable $$$. If you accidentally happen to sleep all day, just take one "Super Diet Pill" and watch three or four pounds fall off!

The photos at left show the before and after appearance of a typical person after taking their first 30-day supply of the "Super Diet Pill". Think about it - this pill will completely change your life - without having to change your lifestyle at all!

Perhaps the most remarkable effect you will notice when taking the "Super Diet Pill" is that any weight loss you achieve is permanent! That's right - the pounds you lose will stay lost! Not like all those phony diets where you gain all the weight back as soon as you end the plan! Don't be fooled by the phony results and ridiculous claims made by other less reliable products. The "Super Diet Pill" is the real thing! To order one unit of 30 tablets, simply contact hyveeh@aol.com for billing and shipping instructions. Act now - supplies are expected to sell out quickly!

Spencer Straight, 07-07-11