FEBRUARY TOP TEN LIST
Top Ten Things to Like About Living in Jefferson
10. You can walk around naked, and only six people will see you
9. If your wife gets flowers from "Roger", you know who Roger is
8. People leave their doors unlocked, which makes it easy to steal stuff
7. If you open a burger joint, you will have the best burgers in town
6. Read one book about Antarctica, and you're the town expert
5. Very few Jehovah's Witnesses come to your door
4. Can still make fun of people from Scranton
3. You don't have all the congestion and traffic of Carroll
2. Convenient wallet-sized phone book
1. You are the cultural center of Greene County