NOVEMBER TOP TEN LIST
Top Ten Reason To Avoid Jefferson This Thanksgiving
10. Toothless Cousin Fred Again Allowed to Eat at Kids' Table
9. Father Always Attempts to Rent the Turkey
8. Loser of Wishbone Pull Has to Bite Head Off Turkey
7. High-grade Shellac Used to Make Turkey Golden Brown
6. You Deliberately Tried to Choke on Turkey Bone in Order
to Leave Last Year
5. If Turkeys are Sold Out, You are Served Butterball Monkey
4. Couldn't Get Pilgrim Costumes, So Everyone Will Be
Dressed as Astronauts
3. Father-In-Law Practices Family Tradition of Drinking
Gravy From Gravy Boat
2. Aunt Norma Always Claims Her Weight Would Be Perfect
If She Was Three Feet Taller
1. Last Year While You Were Stuffing the Turkey, Your
Brother Was Stuffing Your Wife