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Top Ten Comments Overheard at the Jaycees Thanksgiving Feed

 

10. We bought this turkey with stimulus money.

9. Anybody know the Heimlich manuever?

8. I think they filled that pothole with cranberry sauce.

7. Got any more Cheez Whiz?

6. Look Mom! Two men kissing!

5. What do you mean we're out of booze?

4. I don't care if you are behind a podium - put your pants on!

3. Why is that turkey wearing a dog collar?

2. Why is my sweet potato moving?

1. That ain't gravy.

 

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