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Top Ten Changes Observed in JSHS School Lunch Program

 

10. "Surprise" in vegetable surprise is a nasty case of botulism

9. Chowder served in janitor's mop bucket

8. Dessert is a packet of Sweet 'N Low

7. Oil in deep fryer now changed every six months

6. You have to sign a legal waver before eating the potato soup

5. Lunch ladies are straining spaghetti through their hair nets

4. Rice Krispies sound coming from butter pats

3. Every Friday's menu calls for "half-finished meals"

2. Lo-cal salad consists of shredded straws and napkins

1. Chicken a la Don King 

 

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